101 big dick jokes

My dick is so big, it has casters. I decided to read this book because of an interview with Drew Carey I heard and liked. For months, you watch them spin and roll and bounce around, waiting for them to land so you know if you're a winner or a loser. Average rating 3. Let's have lunch with my dick. They are stories he made up and even tells you that, but they are kind of useless.

Follow Joke Buddha Funny joke collection stats:. As he was watching, his mom burned herself on the stove and blurted out "Fuck". When he gets he goes back to the farmer. Disturbing, yet hilarious. One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! It's replete with jokes about 'butt rape', and more sexist and lewd and dehumanizing comments about women than I can possibly care to catalogue. I've enjoyed his humor on many occasions, but was disappointed by this book.

And the guy replies, "My friend is out picking watermelons! My Dick. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. Punctuating each chapter is a dirty joke, just the right touch from a comedian. And personally, the audiobook version read by the author Drew Carey probably made this better than if you tried to read it.