Girls loosing bikinis on waterslides tube

People continued to use the Wave Pool, too. This pre-rinse was necessary to make sure that you were wet and slippery enough to make it around the loop. Wearing a suit that simply doesn't compliment your natural features can also be a disaster of sorts. It is a ride of legend and fantasy, a waterslide that never totally was. If you do not agree, do not use our site. Especially the drunken debauchery at the employee Christmas parties——are those guys wearing motocross boots and tuxedos? Also, they had some round boat-type things that acted sort of like bumper cars in a pool.

I was riding the Ripqurl which is basically like being flushed down a toilet that looks like it was designed for the love child of a Sasquatch and Shamu. To mitigate my misery I people watched and keep a tally of tramp stamps versus belly tats. Finally, after frying the sun it was my turn to board the double tube with my daughter and get flushed. Because nobody in venues of this sort needs to see gratuitous displays of flesh. Bad Almost-Naked almost always will involve community pools, water parks, and swinging from rope monkey bars as you try to navigate a series of foam water lilies. This is when the evil forces that sometimes rule my life emerged. Who does that?

Like together, in a raft, plunging to, if not our death, imminent swimsuit loss. There are many things in life that I don't quite understand, such as credit-default swaps or the continued existence of the Electoral College. I drew the short straw. It was a gigantic toilet bowl that you approached via a mighty slide clocking about 40 miles per hour as you rode an inner-tube down a steep incline. The top on my one piece has been pushed down due to the water jets and pressure that make the tube circle the bowl.