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If you see a biohazard sign, keep on trucking, man. Should you spot a house fly you must sneak up behind it as slow as humanly possible. So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate If you hear a hissing sound, back slowly away from the edge of the raft. Additional Govermental Safety Measures In the event of a nuclear attack, carefully heed these additional warnings! After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. To ensure an expedited evacuation, please limit thumb wrestling matches to two minutes each.

To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: Switch accents and see if anyone notices. If you sit on your watch it will probably break. With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.